Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even notice you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize it so you’re just stuck silently missing them knowing it’s not even worth it anymore because they obviously don’t care
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
[american voice] feliz navidad
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
i want to go downstairs to get pie but there are people i don’t know down there
you guys are literally no help at all
when he text u first < 3
fuck trees, i have a christmas mum
When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
when a character kills off a writer
the only fandom in which this is possible
did you forget we have a gif for everything
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
is that barbie?
no that’s a fish